Internet Absence + 20 Facts

I have been without Internet the past couple of days and will continue to be without Internet for the next few. I’ll just be on here for a few minutes. So I promise, if you’re trying to get a hold of me, I’m not ignoring you, I’m just not online. Don’t worry though, I’ve got some fun things for you to read.

To continue with the blog challenge, here are 20 facts about me that you may {or may not} know:

{My cat can literally run up our fence and walk on top. Fun fact.}

I don’t have a favorite color. {I think that any color can be beautiful.}

I’ve been to over 16 different countries and over half the U.S. states. {Most of the different countries are ones in Europe}

I am a black belt in Karate and I’ve competed in Nationals twice. {It took 10 years to get that. Definitely not easy.}

I used to play the clarinet when I was in middle school. {I was even 3^rd or 4^th chair, depending on the week.}

My back is extremely ticklish. Extremely. If my husband touches it, I may just go crazy with laughter.

I am much goofier than you might imagine. Seriously. Especially around really cute things {kittens, babies, my husband, etc}

I am a self-motivated amateur photographer. {Check out my Facebook page Elyse Alexandria Photography!}

I hate cockroaches with a fiery passion. Even more than I hate spiders. {Ugh. I hate they way they crunch. It freaks me out. I even hate the word. This is a big deal though because guess how many cockroaches we have seen in our house in the past 4 months. Guess! Like 15!! Okay, not a ton, but kind of still a ton!! Gross!}

My skin tans really easily. But I have to be outside J {The couple of years, I’ve had either full time jobs or full time school, so I wasn’t out in the sun much. This year, I’ve been getting more tan.}

I really enjoy eating healthy because it makes me feel good, but sometimes I just want a big bowl of ice cream or some tasty movie theater popcorn {only movie theater kind though, it’s the best}

I talk in my sleep. Ask my husband. Or my family. Or past roommates.

Papa John’s Pizza is the absolute best take out pizza. {not really a fact about me, but something you all should know.}

I have a tendency to drive a little bit on the fast side. My husband on the other hand, drives like a grandpa. Sooo sloow. I often tell him that the speed limit is actually 5 miles faster than he is currently going.

I like running. Kind of. I’m not very good at it, but I like how I feel after I run. Maybe some day I will get better. Maybe.

I LOVE pineapples and pineapple juice. Love it. If I could only have one juice for the rest of my life, it would be pineapple, hands down. {The best way to prepare pineapple juice btw, is to pour it into the blender and blend it for a couple of seconds. It becomes all frothy and yummy}

I may have a crush on Dr. Wilson from House. Probably the weird celebrity crush anyone has had, but dang, he is a good-looking man. ;)

I could listen to Taylor Swift all day {and have}. I love her voice. I love her songs. I love her passion. She seems like the sweetest person ever. Plus she is so stinkin’ gorgeous!

When I went to college, I KNEW what I was going to be when I grew up. I was going to be a high school music teacher. I was going to major in music education, vocal emphasis, and my life was going to be great. Well, after a semester of being around the people in the music program, I just didn’t fit in with that atmosphere. I completely changed my whole life and majored in English instead, with a minor in editing, and I would never ever go back.

Because of that change, I got the chance to work at three different magazines. I’ve been published in three magazines. Two of those magazines are published internationally. And one is translated into over 40 languages. Pretty neat huh? I was really blessed to get those jobs.

I’m kind of a hoarder, but not a really bad one. I just have a hard time throwing things away. But I can!! I can do it! And I don’t collect junk. Case in point: I have a pair of sandals that I bought several years ago. I really haven’t worn them much because their so high, but I had spent a good amount of money on them, so I didn’t want to throw them out or give them away. I still have them and I’m actually wearing them! Five years after the fact J

I’m not much of a jewelry person. It’s not that I don’t like it {I actually love jewelry and I would definitely wear it!}; it’s just that it takes too much time for me to figure out if it looks good, matches my outfit, etc. I wish I were better at that sort of thing. I don’t know, maybe I just need to organize my jewelry better.

My husband is super awesome. He’s a pilot in the Air Force. He’s really tall. He’s the best snuggler. He’s so sweet. He gave me most of these ideas J

Beautiful Truth

Honeycruise + Blog Challenge

My husband and I are {{finally!!}} going on our honeymoon {10 months after the fact, nbd}.

And I am SO excited because we are going on a cruise.

Everyone in my family and everyone in Jordan's family have all been on cruise. Except me. So for the next two weeks or so, I may be MIA {but I'm going to leave some fun posts for you to read}.

Speaking of posts, I found this blog challenge on my friend's blog and thought it might be a good to help me stay on top of my posts for the next 31 days. Mmm, okay false. As I am reading through this list, I think I shall pick and choose which ones and in which order. So really, it'll be like a surprise every day! But I think I'll do the first one first.

So here goes #1: Introduction.

My name is Elyse Alexandria Holmes. 

I'm married. 

I have no kids {although I nanny a 4 year old and 10 month old}.

I'm from NY {{upstate}}

I have three brothers.

I'm a spoiled only girl.

I live in The-Middle-Of-Nowhere, Texas.

I am not very fashionable.

But I still care about how I look.

I'm 5'4 1/2" tall.

My husband is about a foot taller than I am

I'm slightly obsessed with grammar.

And spelling.

And editing in general.

{{But I will never judge you for doing something incorrectly}}

{{most of the time anyway}}

I love to sing. Maybe one day I'll post a video :)

I like laughing with my husband

Making up terrible puns

I couldn't live without my iPhone

I'm an avid learner

I want to learn photography,

How to sew,

How to cook,

Pretty much how to do anything cool.

I have never eaten a Snicker's bar in my life. 

I would rather go skydiving

or kayaking

{{or heck, even fly fishing}}

 than stay at home all day.

I can't believe the amazing things people do

like...

Run marathons {I've only run 3 half marathons}

Climb mountains

Create art through photography

Find creativity anywhere

Sing beautifully {check out this girl!}

 Have immense compassion and love {like this beautiful blogger}

Create beauty {love this girl's jewelry and blog}

I don't know. I never really know what to say on these things.

If you want to know anything else, please ask!

p.s. I'm crushing on this song right about now

Lovely Linky: Seven Questions

Hello readers! I've been slacking a bit on this link up, but here I am again with 7 Questions with Gentri Lee

So...you know how it's impossible to lick your elbow? Well, actually it's not. I can lick my elbow. 

This isn't the greatest picture, but I really am licking my elbow. 

It's one of my many stupid human tricks.

1. If you could be any princess, which would you be and why?

This one is hard because my favorite princess is Sleeping Beauty {Aurora}, but it would be totally awesome to be Gizelle {from Enchanted}, or Belle. If I were a Princess at Disney World, I would probably want to be Belle. If I were a real princess I'd want to be like Gizelle. And if I got to sing and live with 3 sweet little old fairy ladies, I would want to be Aurora.

2. Do you have any odd habits? (do things in order, words that you say too often, etc)

My closet is rainbow ordered.

 I absolutely cannot leave the bathroom without washing my hands. Ugh. Double ugh.

If I go to bed without writing in my journal, I can't stop thinking about it.

Same if I don't brush my teeth.

I put my leg up on the seat when I drive

Or pretty much whenever I'm sitting.

When I'm with my husband, I will try to spout out as many puns as I can think of.

3. What's your "go to" outfit?

Jeans, white shirt, TOMS

4. Do you have any siblings? What are their genders, ages, order of age, names, etc?

Three brothers

Oldest // Peter // 28 (I think??)

2nd oldest // Andrew // 24

Youngest // Michael // 17

Me // Older than Michael :)

5. What's your favorite precious stone?

I'm honestly not a big precious stone person. 

But I adore pearls

Diamonds

And amethyst {{my birthstone}}

6. If you had a check in your hand for 1 million dollars, what would you do with it?

Oh gosh, I really don't know. My husband would make us put at least half into savings.

And the rest would go towards an airplane. 

{That's how well I know my husband. He would totally take the money and buy an airplane.

Makes sense though; he is a pilot :) }

7. What do you love most about yourself--physically (eyes, smile, hair, etc. I don't know a good way to word that question...)

This probably sounds really weird, but I like my collar bone. 

I don't know why. Mostly, I just think it looks nice.

Lovely Linky: Is That Normal?

I have to admit, I kind of love link up parties. People are so clever! I found this one as I was blog-stalking the lovely lady over at the {mr.} & the {mrs.}. It's from Allyce {what an awesome name! ;) } over at Chalk in the Rain {such a cute blog that I just discovered!}

Soo, here's a picture because blogs are always better with pictures and corresponding stories. This was my husbands first solo flight in the T-38 (which is a fighter/bomber trainer for the Air Force). He had just gotten back, and as you can see he was still alive and well. 

I know it's not really normal to be a pilot in the Air Force, 

so this picture is not normal ;)

Anywho, here goes! {p.s. how would you answer these questions??}

1. Is it normal to lie about your age?
Since I'm only 22, I don't really feel the need to lie about my age. 

Unless some creepy guy is hitting on me. Then I would say I was 15 or something. 
{Except now I can just say I'm married}

So no, not normal.
 

2.  Is it normal to have mistaken someone for the opposite sex?
It kind of depends. Have you ever seen someone and could not tell for your life if it was a boy or girl??? I have had that experience. 

Also, with girls having really short haircuts and guys having really long hair, 

sometimes, especially at first glance, you can't really tell.

So yes, it's normal.
 

3. Is it normal to go #2 in a public restroom?
Ugh, I hate going to the bathroom in any public restroom and I would definitely hold it if I had to go #2. So for me, it is not normal.
 

4.  Is it normal to sit RIGHT NEXT TO a stranger at the movie theater?
Unless the theater is packed, no. 

But I've sat next to a complete stranger before. 

But generally, no, it's not normal.
 

5.  Is it normal to lie about your weight?
For this one, I would have to say yes. Not because I weigh so much,

but I still don't like giving out my weight because 

I don't want others to either

get upset (that they weigh more) or

tell me I need to gain weight (haha)

Maybe I shouldn't care.

But yes, it's normal. 

6.  Is it normal to sing and dance in the car?
Totally normal. 
 

7.  Is it normal to take self-pictures in public?
Generally, not normal. 

Just ask someone that looks nice and honest to take your picture for you.

8.  Is it normal for women to have a gun license?
Why not? Women should be just as prepared to defend their family, children, etc.

Plus, I think it's all around just smart for every one to be educated on guns

And I will probably have a gun license someday.

So yes, normal. 

9. Is it normal to post pictures online of yourself in a bikini?
Ummmm....no. Nope. Sorry. I don't want to see that.

I don't really agree with the whole bikini thing anyway.

So yeah, not normal. Please don't post pictures

10.  Is it normal to like the smell of gasoline?

I'm probably super weird, but I kind of like the smell of gasoline. 

So normal for me? Maybe not for everyone else :)

DIY Cooling Hair Tie

In Texas, temperatures can reach up to 120 degrees, and average during the summer is anywhere between 95 and 110. This past week was girls' camp and as the camp director, I knew one the of the things the girls would complain about the most was the heat, so I made (with help) over 50 "cooling hair ties."

You may or may not have seen those "cooling necktie/hair tie" things that you put into water for a couple minutes and they keep you cool all day? Well, generally they cost upwards of $8 each. But really, they are quite inexpensive and really easy to make.

 Just as a reference, I spent $15 on the crystals and $5 on the fabric (most of it I got for free from donations), so for 50+ neckties, we spent about $20

DIY Cooling Hair Tie

Supplies:

Fabric (how much will depend on how many you need to make, but for each necktie you will need 4 1/2" x 44" of fabric)

Thread

Scissors or Rotary cutter with mat

Iron & ironing board

1/8 teaspoon

Sewing Machine

Water Absorbing crystals/polymers (I bought a 3lb. bag on Amazon for $15, but you only need a 1/2 teaspoon per tie, so I definitely didn't even use close to a 1/4 of that bag. You can find it at Home Depot in the gardening section).

 1. Cut your fabric into 4 1/2" strips. Fold in half "hotdog" style (or the long way) with the right sides together (meaning the side with the more vibrant fabric you would iron together) and iron.

2. Next, sew the two sides together along the long side. You should have a long inside-out tube. Pull the fabric through to make it right-side-out. (My genius husband did this using a broom stick handle. It made things go much faster.)

 3. Now you're going to mark the middle by folding your tube in half. Sew a straight line across the middle. Once you've done that, pour 1/8 teaspoon of the water absorbing crystals into one side. Mark 4" from the middle and sew a straight line again. You've just made one pocket with the crystals inside. Now, make three more pockets so there are two on each side of the middle line. Sew the ends together and voila! You've got yourself a cooling necktie

 *Note: There are many variations on this. You can do three pockets, with one large pocket in the middle. Or you can have one big pocket. Whatever you choose. Just keep in mind that though the little crystals don't look like they take up a lot of space, they will expand 10x their size or more, so in this case, less is probably better.

Most Amazing Banana Bread Recipe

When I was little and my mom and dad would take me to the Farmer's Market, one thing we would often get was banana bread. Oh gosh, that banana bread was so so good! Soft, moist, delicious, amazing yumminess. That's the best way to describe that banana bread.

Well, I got back from Girls' Camp on Friday and we had 15 leftover bananas, and my husband had the great idea to make some banana bread. And it turned out amazing. So, here's the recipe I used. {original found here}

Best Banana Bread

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• Ingredients:

• 1/2 c of butter, softened

• 3/4 c of brown sugar

• 2 eggs

• 2 1/3 c of mashed overripe bananas (I used 4)

• 1 t vanilla

• 2 c of flour {I used whole wheat and it turned out great}

• 1 t baking soda

• 1 t cinnamon

• 1/4 t salt

• 1/4 t nutmeg

Directions

1. Preheat oven to 350. Cream butter and brown sugar {this may take a little while, don't stop when they are blended. You want it to be a light shade of brown}. 

2. Add the eggs, bananas, and vanilla to your sugar mixture and mix together. In a separate bowl, combine all dry ingredients {flour, baking soda, cinnamon, salt, nutmeg}. 

3. Add your dry ingredient combination to your banana mixture and stir until it combines. It should be thicker, but still slightly soupy {very very slightly}.

4. Coat a 9x5 bread pan with cooking spray and pour mixture in. Bake for 55-60 minutes or until knife comes out clean {when you insert it into the middle that is}. Take out of oven and eat with lots of butter. Mmm, so yummy.

Note: If you do not have a bread pan, try using a muffin tin and bake for only 40 minutes.

Try it, you won't regret it!